Born to Heterodyne

"Born to Heterodyne" is a parody of Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild" by Mars Bonfire.

  • Get your motor running,
  • Head up Mauna Kea!
  • Lookin' for some spectra,
  • At the IRTF!
  • Yeah HIPWAC go make it happen,
  • Take a zero and integrate,
  • Fire all of your lasers at once,
  • And explode into space.
  • George and Lars are waiting,
  • With Imai, Sammy, Maury,
  • Ready to hoist HIPWAC,
  • To the focus Cassegrain.
  • Bill's driving infrared alignment,
  • Dave moves the shutter out of the way,
  • Paul's setting planetary assignment,
  • Eric's on in the day.
  • We want resolved spectral lines!
  • We were born to heterodyne!
  • Resolution so high,
  • Let's go up on the sky!
  • Born to heterodyne!
  • Born to heterodyne!
  • Ted and Tim and Ramsey,
  • Juan and John and Kelly,
  • Dave and Tilak back home,
  • Hope for high signal-to-noise!
  • Yeah HIPWAC go make it happen,
  • Take a zero and integrate,
  • Fire all of your lasers at once,
  • And explode into space.
  • We want resolved spectral lines!
  • We were born to heterodyne!
  • Resolution so high,
  • Let's go up on the sky!
  • Born to heterodyne!
  • Born to heterodyne!